To send a beach ball to a friend simply do the following:
Step 1: Buy and Inflate said beach ball.
Step 2: Address and insert a little quote like the cheesy bastard you are.
Step 3: Add approx. $1.56 worth of stamps (apparently this is not the correct amount of payment but they are happy to let you pay the difference).
Sent: May 20, 2015
Contains:
- "Don't just fly, soar." -Walt Disney (A personal favorite go to quote man).
The trip to the post itself was an interesting one. As I walk in with the ball underneath one arm and my wallet in the other all the other customers started to gawk and snicker at the sight of me. As I stood in line the elderly (as everyone there was) man in front of my tried to casually look at what I was carrying while the lady behind me leaned over to almost at a right angel to clarify that I was indeed carrying a beach ball and said, "You aren't really going to send that are you?" Casually, I turn to her and say, "Actually, yes."
This stranger lets out a laugh and the line of 3 people begin to ask me questions about whether or not I needed a box and comments like, "You know the mail men will be playing with it till it gets there right?"
What really interested me was that people acted like it was the most bizarre thing to have entered the building but little do they know what is to come.
Side note: You have to keep the sending address below the return address. They only send it to the bottom address. I messed this up but the post office lady was kind enough to inform me and let me borrow her Sharpie to fix the mistake.